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Impolite Society: Exploring the Weird, Taboo & Macabre
There are so many things we've been told we can't talk about in polite society. The things your mom told you never to ask about: Sex. Money. Poop. Death. The things that make normal people uncomfortable.
But if you're curious about the truth behind our deepest societal taboos, we're your gals. We dig into the history, science, and straight up weird truths behind these off-limits topics and give you the answers you never knew you needed.
Impolite Society: Exploring the Weird, Taboo & Macabre
The Invisible Fetish: Period Sex, Menophilia, and Bloodhounds
In a world where nearly every kink has crawled out of the shadows and onto your For You page—feet, furries, feeding, you name it—there’s still one kink that seems to make even the most sex-positive squirm: menophilia.
Despite period sex being as old as humanity itself, this messy and bloody turn on is still hiding in the wings. Today, we’re exploring Bloodhounds—those who seek out, fetishize, and get off on period blood. We’re unpacking this red light district of sexuality by looking at the cultural disgust, the pornography (or lack there of), and why, of all the things we’ve normalized, this one is still lurking in the dark.
That’s what you’re in for today, on Impolite Society.
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Sources:
https://www.thecut.com/2014/09/blood-hounds-theyre-obsessed-with-period-sex.html
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3223811/
https://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/05/28/blood-lust-a-brief-overview-of-menophilia/
https://www.progressivetherapeutic.com.au/sex-kink-dictionary/menophilia
https://her.ie/health/one-man-opened-fascination-period-sex-313023
https://www.vice.com/en/article/love-period-sex-menstruation/
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/6501716_Relative_prevalence_of_different_fetishes
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/period-sex-products-porn-stars_l_6351a526e4b0e376dc15637c
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In a world where nearly every kink has crawled outta the shadows and onto your for you page feet, furries feeding, you name it, there's still one kink that seems to make even the most sex positive. Squirm melia. Despite period sex being old as humanity itself, this messy and bloody turnon is still hiding in the wings. Today we're exploring bloodhounds. Those who seek out fetishize and get off on period blood, we're unpacking this red light district of sexuality by looking at the cultural disgust, the pornography, or lack thereof, and why? Of all the things that we've normalized, this one is still lurking in the dark. That's what you're for today on Impolite Society. Welcome to Impolite Society. I am Laura.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And I'm Rachel.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So I came across a term the other day that sparked this episode. I don't even remember where I saw it, but as soon as I did, I was like, this is an episode, and I ran to the research.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I mean, I love that. That's just casually we stumble upon new paraphilias and weird sex things. It's not even that we have to seek it out. It finds us. It knows Lauren, Rachel,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:It's like that, you know, pair of shoes that you were looking at, it stalks you around the internet and now weird shit follows us.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that incognito is not as incognito as one would hope.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. And we talk about a lot of kinky shit on this podcast. Furries diaper sex, cook, holding absolutely everything in between. And my thought like this isn't necessarily mainstream stuff that everyone is doing in their bedrooms, but I have heard of these things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:It exists in some kind of weird, well, will you look at that curiosity or like on the internet?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of a, of a joke.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, and but as far as I know, I don't know. Maybe people are into it and that's why these fetishes are just in the collective consciousness of the internet world. I'm not sure. But either way, the fetish world, it is out of the closet. People are trying to break taboos around all kinds of sex shit. I listened to a podcast once that tried to normalize bestiality. It made my blood fucking boil. You know, Rachel, I texted you like incessantly about it, and of all the stuff that we could be bringing out into the light of day, bestiality was not one of the ones that I wanna accept. Nuh mm-hmm No thank you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:So listener, if you're curious where we land in the world. Right. A dichotomy, the scale what was okay. Uh, so we're very pro furries, but very con negative. People actually having sex with animals lying in the sand, animals dressed as people. That's another story. I mean, not animals, just as people.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Skinnies, that's what those are called. Skinnies,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:No, I meant people dressed as animals. That is okay if away is what we say to that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But like the furries, there are other things that I would like to see mainstream. One of those things is bloodhounds.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I'm a hound dog. I just had, I felt like I had to insert that. I feel like that's from the Fox in the Hound. But let's ruin more children's beloved children's movies, by linking it to a lesser known kink. But no, seriously, I have no idea what that is. I have not heard of that term. And after doing this for five years, I've considered myself to, you know, have been around the block
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:things. Um, so I am, I'm surprised I have not heard that before.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So a bloodhound as they're calling it these days, there's a couple of different kind of names for it, is someone who really likes period sex,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:No. Okay, that makes a ton of sense.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:uh, but they want it a lot. More so than your everyday menstruating intercourse because I think anyone who has been in a long-term straight relationship has inevitably put down a towel and just let what was going to happen happen.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Lay down a towel. That's a joke from one of the shows. I really like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:say, I thought that was hers.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yes. Where she makes, she sings all these, uh, off the cuff, not off the cuff, off color songs. Uh, like the sexy Getting ready song
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was one of my favorites.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah. Have to do to look good. But this was like a joke song throughout the whole series. They're like, oh, we are gonna sing about PE Zach. And it just like, is only that little bit and it just comes up throughout the whole series. And that's playing on my head on repeat
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Since reading these notes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yes. Crazy ex-girlfriend. Check it out. I think it's on Netflix. I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But yeah. Period. Sex, it's a rite of passage for a relationship. It, and then of course, there's the next rite of passage in a relationship where you're old and you're tired, and sex isn't even worth ruining a ratty towel.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I don't, we wouldn't know anything about that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Mm mm
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:No idea.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Okay. Okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I said we, you and I, we don't know. We don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So. So today though, I'm talking about having a fetish for period sex, seeking it out, hounding for it, hence bloodhounds. But it can go beyond the act itself of period sex and include arousal or fascination with menstrual blood, menstrual products, the entire menstruation experience, if you will.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And that honestly makes my skin crawl. I, I have have no good reason for why. That just shows the hold that plenty the younger still has on me.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I thought it was plenty the elder,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:It's one of the two. There's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:so.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:the middle.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Yeah. So pretty much everything that you could think to do with the period excretions and the relating accessories. So this fetish can be as mild as looking forward to your ladies' time of the month and just go and hog wild. Or it can get really weird, like saving and drinking period, blood masturbating with used pads, or putting used tampons in your butt.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Okay. Wow. So that is. Truly shocking and I don't feel like I get shocked very much on the show anymore,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:but
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I saw it on Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:You saw people doing
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't saw, I see people do that. I heard it. I saw it in the comments. I saw people in the comments.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Was that something that they would say or something that like the actually they did or something they were just saying they wanted to do
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I don't know, but either way.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of the cooking stuff. I was like, this is fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that they did this, but clearly is fiction.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. I mean, very possibly. Very possibly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Fantasy and reality lines are blurred online. I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:No, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:they're doing it and it is shocking, or at least they have the desire to,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:shocking.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, and, and so this runs the gamut and it's like a lot of kinky things. I think one doesn't have to be wearing a cock and ball cage 24 7 to be into BDSM. It can be a facet of your sexuality, so you can be into period blood as a turn on, but it doesn't have to go balls to the wall and putting a bloody tampon in your ass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Right. It's not just because you like something or something excites you, doesn't mean it's the only thing.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of people who were into King Cavan vanilla sex.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But really when I was thinking about this and all the section that this culture is dragging into being normalized, why is having a thing for period blood so weird that I had never heard of it? I have a taboo podcast. It's completely unacceptable.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Well, you wouldn't wanna get your Ely to wilt like so many
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Dicky
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:like so many flowers touched by Menses Iny Science Garden. Right? No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:back to our period episode.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that one. Dig up. That one definitely is a is a Input Society episode, not a big talk episode. I think that really goes to show how deeply are repulsed by periods.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:it's so gross that we can't even co-opt it to being sexy. Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Unlike so many other things.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that we'll get into. I'm
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, Uhhuh. And so I'm gonna rant about how novel this fetish is for a while, but before I go on, I would like to give you some of the period sex euphemisms that I found in my research that are endlessly entertaining.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And I will rate them with minimal context.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Let's do it. Red Wings.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Sports reference on activities that centers us. Queens outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Next one riding the red wave.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Five outta 10 communism. I'm not gonna say if it's good or bad. I'm just gonna say communism. It
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Painting.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:in
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Painting the sheets.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:six outta 10. Actually I'm gonna change that. Seven outta 10. I think that one's clever. I like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I like that one too. Having a jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:two out of 10. Oh, I am think I'm actually getting it now and that's actually horrifying and I'm gonna leave it at two outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:See, I'm gonna rate it higher because I think it is a little ho. I'm gonna give this one a higher rating. I'm not rating him, but I think it should be higher than that shark Week shenanigans.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Nine outta 10. Live every week like a shark. Week
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Checking into the red roof in
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:four outta 10.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:taking ant flow to pound town
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:One outta 10 boring. Come on.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:sailing the Red Sea
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Five outta 10. You know, depends on the flow. Strength.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:playing Dracula in the bedroom.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I give it a seven outta 10. If you put Edward Colon in it,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:And red winning night.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:solid eight outta 10. Never forget. Always remember.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I really like this. Okay, I'm done with word play. Uh, back, back to the actual research and the actual taboo. So. Like we mentioned, we did have an episode about the period taboo a long time ago. It's been a really long time since I listened to that episode. I think it was pretty good. I remember laughing a lot, at least.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:good.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, so I, I'm not gonna rehash all that research about why periods, which is a perfectly normal thing to happen, is a cultural taboo. It just is. Like as far back as any historian can tell, it goes to ancient Greece, the Bible, the Torah, fucking Freud. It is just, nobody likes it. Everyone hates period. Blood or periods, period.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Period. If I do recall, I think we spent a lot of time musing on why we found periods so upsetting, and I can save you a lot of time if you're dying to know the answer to that. The conclusion was no conclusion, impossible to tell. We have theories but no definitive answers.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean, that's that's how most of our episodes now end.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:why we, we, we wrote that out.'cause like, we're not gonna come to any answer. Who are we? Who are we? You
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. And my theory about the period taboo, it's because no matter what its actual chemical compilation is, is blood, right? It's made out of different stuff than regular blood, but it's blood and people really hate blood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:people, they faint at the side of it, which I mean. Grow the fuck up. Right? I, I'm sorry if you're one of those people I judge you if you feel lightheaded from a little blood, you know, sorry, not sorry. This is life anyway.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I feel like if I saw blood gushing, I might have a problem.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Well, yeah, you kind of freak out'cause you're like, oh God, I have to do something about it. But like a little bit of blood anyway but that's the simple reason in my eyes, why periods are taboo. Why people who are sexually aroused by menstrual blood have not gone mainstream, like BDSM spanking, cuck, holding, you name it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Right, and that is a really good kind of thing to mention because sex is pretty violent these days,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that's not just me saying that as like a pearl clutching. 30-year-old, uh, wilted flower or whatever, um, got min's blood on it. No, that was actually in the research from our choking episode where like rough, the idea of what rough sex is is like going down. Right. You know, the threshold for it to be rough.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:is going
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Up.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:the way people are engaging in more rough sex stuff. We'll hit choke cage, our partners, but apparently we draw the line at blood. And that's an interesting distinction and it might factor into, as you were saying, a reason behind our bigger aversion to menses in general.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:And what I find so weird about this fetish being so underground is that it seems kind of obvious, like it should be pretty typical that you'd hear about it on the internet or in our media. I mean, thinking about all the vampire content we had in the early two thousands.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh, it had a moment.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Uh, yeah. And like. All, all the Twilight, all the Vampire Diaries, fucking true blood. The Trashiest TV Vampire Show to ever appear on the silver screen, never even mentions it. I checked because I thought about it. I was in the shower and I was like, what are all these different, vampire TV shows? I'm like, what's the trash? And I'm like, true Blood. If anybody would've mentioned it, it would've been true Blood. I looked it up. They did not.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:But we were all thinking it. I remember so many jokes about Bella Swan time of the month, and Edward losing his fucking mind. And that is probably because all the fans were women, But everything, all the movies, the shows, not Twilight, we know that was written by a Mormon, but the rest of the stuff was written by
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:She was a Mormon. I didn't know that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Men, right? And they are either A, too grossed out or too afraid or b, too afraid of our divine feminine to include that kind of stuff in the content.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:And speaking of content, I find it even more puzzling that menstruation, which is a process that occurs very often during young performers on camera years. It is invisible in pornography. These are young, fertile women. They are menstruating, but you never. See it in any kind of video like I, that I've ever seen Anyway, and I did. I looked up a article that was like all the different products that they use in order to, you know,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Well, I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:it up,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:gonna, yeah. Wonder about that? Are they just taking the pill that makes them
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:no Diva cups or sponges., The Diva Cup could really get messy.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah, how could, how do they have room for that in the massive cock? That's the question.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:It boggles the mind, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:just take a week off. I don't know.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean, I wouldn't wanna, I don't wanna take a week off from my prime earning years, you know what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I'd be sitting in the mikvah the whole time, you know? Bye. Talk to my agent.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But in fact, this fetish is so underground. That an article I read said that urine and feces fetishes are better represented in pornography than periods even necrophilia got more airtime. That is fucking insane.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:It literally boggles the mind. It is horrible. So why is being covered in urine and shit or like even consuming them? That that is degrading in the hot kind of way, but period blood, which we're all super, super uncomfy about. it? The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:weird. They're so weird.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that the good kind of degrading, but swimming in the Red Sea is just not a no go.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I, I don't, I don't know, but to be fair, I could not verify that claim anywhere. Like I saw it in a, in a blog post that it did seem like a very well researched post to be fair. Like it had links and like different kind of stuff, but I, I could not verify it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Well, I've never seen two girls. One Diva Cup, so there.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:exactly. Thank you. Uh, be I, but I couldn't verify it because truly nobody studies, uh, pedophilia. So take that with a grain of salt, but I believe it based on my everyday lived experience. Like we've mentioned, people joke about being peed on two girls one cup, but no one talks or jokes about getting their, uh, little baron a little bloody.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:What I had written here was Rachel Bloom does. The the writer for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, period, sex Period, sex, but in a Freudian slip, I typed Rachel Blood does. I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Rachel Blood.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Rachel
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:seriously, there are N
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:gonna send that to her. That's gonna be a good skit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Rachel Blood, but there are no academic studies in any of our normal research haunts that we check into on pedophilia, uh, which is the sexual attraction to menstruation. The closest thing that I could find was a 2007 study that analyzed internet discussion groups and found that 9% of all fetish discussion groups revolved around bodily fluids, but that 9% would include urine, scat, mucus, and menstrual fetishes. So it's safe to say that the number of people who participate in this are low, a fraction of a frac fraction of a fraction of these bodily fluids people. Oh. But they definitely exist because I, I did indeed find their Reddit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh Lord. Here we go. Hang on to your Diva Cups ladies. This is about to get wild.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I am not gonna link it in the show notes. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be. It's porn and people.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:bloodhounds? Sorry. I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:No, it's uh, um, my my time of the month. M-O-M-T-O-T-M two.'cause it got banned. Uh, and then came back.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Classic. Classic
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it, it is poured a bunch of people commenting, oh yeah, baby, I love it. Stick that bloody shone in my ass. You know, that kind of thing. But it's active. There are multiple posts, multiple comments, across the board. Women posts their photos. They're, they're trying to hook. Guys into paying for more than the first glance, right? And the first, first hit is free. But they're also using it as a jumping off point to sell their period items. So that's used tampons, pads, and very stained underwear.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:You gotta respect the hustle. I mean, you're gonna, you're producing it for free. Isn, I mean,. No government provided tampons. You gotta pay for those bitches. So if you can recoup that money and then some.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:respect it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:for the small, small fee of having your vulva plastered all over the internet, I guess, I don't know. So
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:mailing That's like the, like the actual logistics. Like you go to the post office and you got your box full
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:you have to claim it as biohazard. Oh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:to Poor mail. Oh my God. Imagine it's August. You're a mail carrier carrying Oh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Maybe you pack it in dry ice,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I'd hope so. Or a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:avoid the
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:very least,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:fucking dead person smell. Anyway. Okay, so. After learning that there was a market for this. My first thought for used tampons, used pads was that, can't they save some money by just sneaking into public toilets? Like, pretend you're a janitor, right? Empty that little trash can. I'm a money. I'm cheap. Okay? I'm a cheap person. That's immediately what I thought of was like, I feel like you could do this for free. Turns out. Yep.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:There are indeed some guys that were posting about raiding women's bathrooms. Or even worse, their female friends trash cans and taking their used tampons and pads for later whack off material. And immediately I was like, that feels like some kind of sexual, so exactly. That's like somebody that, you know, that seems like sexual assault. Some sort of like gateway crime or something. I don't, I don't even know. I felt deeply disturbed by that more than anything else that we mentioned here.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:That that is bad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And it, to me, it recalls the conversation around necrophilia. Right? Uh, is it a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Fair.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of a person's personhood or is it a victimless crime? Right. Especially if you get it from the trash at the public
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. They discarded it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:It's like the police, they can take your DNA from a cup that you threw away.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:right? The cops should be digging through the, cans at the rest or the restrooms trying to get the DNA off that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But to be fair that that's some deep cut stuff. These are, these are people who would really go to extremes, to get their jollies off. That those are the balls to the wall types. Um, and they, they clearly have some overlapping fetish with soiled items. You know, people who like, use panties and different kind of stuff. So like, you know. Everything's complicated. It's like a ven, very complicated Venn diagram, but that's not your normal everyday flow liquor. But I included it just to give you a range of how far some of these kinks can go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And I will say though, before we go on, the more power to them in an age where the cost of a cheap orgasm is just tapping your phone. The fact that these fellas are getting dressed, going outside, getting some light cardio as they run away. With their dirty, dirty hall. That all sounds like a net positive when the alternative is jacking it in the dark of your room and never feeling the warmth of the sun or another human.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I doubt it's still warm after so long of, it's such a journey. I don't think the tampon is still warm, but
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:contact with somebody who smiled at them in their journey out there, a polite smile and they're like, ah, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:the closed mouth kind. Mm,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:The little white person nod.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yep. Uhhuh
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:yeah. White people go down, so there's not, I mean, it could be worse.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:They
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I guess they work for it. It's kinda like a, you know, we talk about the the old days about how you had to really find your people back in the day. Like there wasn't just an online forum you could hop onto. You had to really seek it out. You do kind of respect it a little bit more.'cause it seems so easy nowadays is
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:put down Reddit and they made their dreams come true.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:it's kinda, this is really, you know what, I'm not even gonna say it. Nevermind.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Book. I was gonna say, it's like that guy, that Q Anon guy who like went to that pizza place with Arm to the teeth trying to like thinking he was gonna free those children. I was like, obviously that's a fucking dumb ass thing to do, but kudos to you because if you really thought there were children in cages in that pizza place, you were gonna go and set them free. Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:action.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:He took action and I respect that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:doesn't really believe it or
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Exactly. Exactly. Bingo. There you go. There you go.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:the one true believer.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:And he put his money where his mouth is
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:for
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:just like these guys.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:long as he Right.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So even though we don't have academic studies on the who, what, where, why of pedophilia, but based on the demographic of the vulvas that I saw on the subreddit, this is definitely white people shit. We do have some personal accounts of what these men like about period sex. My first thought was that this fetish would probably fall into the BDSM category along with Hemat Maligna a sexual fetish for blood and it can, but not necessarily blood play in the BDSM world seems to have a lot of focus on drawing blood and that implies violence, which I'm pretty sure is kind of the point with BDSM.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah, I kind of file that into the categories of things that shouldn't see the light of day. Like I was gonna like talk about that earlier and I was like, no, I don't wanna give it, I don't wanna give it any kind of
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:thing, where it's like just giving it a platform makes it more valid because
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:people talk about it. You're giving
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Be ashamed.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Be ashamed,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yes.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:in this case, blood does not have to mean violence. Period. Sex, yeah. No person was harmed in the making of this sweet, sweet love baby.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:you know, the
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:The. The what? Oh, the egg. I mean, it was gonna happen anyway, right? So before we lump these bloodhounds in with the people who want to make others bleed, let's take a look at the reasons a man might enjoy diving into the Red Sea. First of all. Taboo. Nothing turns humans on like a big old dollop of shame. We've covered this, uh, many, many times before. People absolutely revel doing in something that they are not supposed to. Every culture on earth thinks that periods are gross. Therefore, if I'm really into periods, ooh, I'm naughty. And like a woman in a Catholic school, girl uniform, everyone likes feeling a little naughty in bed, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Because of this reason. I'm honestly surprised this isn't more common
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Totally.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I, it's a no brainer. It's a no brainer. People are sleeping on this
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Absolutely. And I mean, it's like it comes outta the vagina already, like it's not like pee or or piss or shit that comes outta different holes. Like it's already in the vagina. It seems so rife. It's in the sex hole. It seems so rife for easy fetishes. Anyway, thank you. Thank you for validating me. Okay, next reasons, kind of a feeling of a primal encounter. Many of the people who talked about this, they said that periods sex and period blood felt primal. Like you were both so turned on, that ruining sheets didn't even bother you. And I can see that. That feels very uncivilized, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:you're in the moment, you're
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Yeah, whatever. And, and that's sexy. And, and men also stated that the, the musk was their favorite part of period play. And I'll definitely give that to them because Musk isn't a word that I generally wanna associated with my bedroom activity. That feels very animal planet to me. And I, I guess I can see how that can be
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:These men. men, they crave the Iron Minds. Get these men to the mine, they lump the iron. They want the smell. They'll just be digging, going crazy, digging and creaming all over the place.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean, everyone wants a little connection to the, uh, the wolf roots, I guess, or, or the old iron mine roots. You know? Who's to say? Next reason was the uncensored female body, and this is my favorite one because it turns a lot of things about periods on its head. So women have been socialized to hide their periods, any period related products, hiding their womanhood, their divinity. Right? But for s but for some period lovers, they delight in that secret and experiencing all of a woman, even the parts that she's supposed to keep hidden. So. In a weird way, it's almost like a macho thing. They take pride in liking it. So one article that I read, it compared it to that, barbecue foodie who's been like, oh yeah, I'm really into meat. I'm really into animals, and dah, dah. And then he is like, oh, I really like the, or, oh, I really like the liver and the kidneys and the sweet breads. They feel like they're this true connoisseur, and in this case they would be the true connoisseur of the female body. And I was like, okay, I like that. I'll dig that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Okay, so like I take pride in choking down nasty black coffee every day.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:'cause I'm a real cowboy baby.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Fighting fire and chewing glass.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah. And not taking in any calories before noon.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So I think there's also something in here about the, the feminine mystery of a period as well. Menstruation is a body process that is pretty much completely unknown to the males of the world. I read an article where somebody said that they thought period stuff, period stuff literally was blue because of the, you know, the, the,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:They thought menstrual blood was blue.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:of the, the commercials where they're always pouring blue liquid onto pads, right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:They thought that women had, were like bleeding like a unicorn, like in the Harry Potter
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Apparently, apparently,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Maybe that's where JK Rowling got it from.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean, preteen girls, they are absolutely struck dead with embarrassment if a guy's, a guy even sees a tampon in her purse. So I could see how that kind of makes it this secret. Maybe sexy thing. You know, it's definitely secret and secrets can be sexy. Right. But again, the obviousness of it, like some preteen boy saw a tampon in the garbage and he's in peak puberty. Right. And it just gets cemented into his brain. This was in a woman's vagina. Oh my God. It's the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Do you know what I mean?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah. Oh yeah. And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:it seems like it's just makes so much sense.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:It does make so much sense. I will say, the secret, the taboo. Why isn't this a bigger thing?
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I know.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:But I also as a young, a young lad, seeing something that was in an intimate area of a woman and then it getting turned on. Like I get that. But it's also really funny how it does not work the other way at all. Like if a girl saw something that was on a male's genitals, they'd be like, oh my God.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Nobody, no woman sees like a jock strap, you know? It was like, ooh. I don't know. Maybe they do nowadays. I dunno. People feel like things are topsy-turvy, whereas a guy would be like, oh my god. A bra that was on your poops.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:touched boobs.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I would not, no, I Especially if it's just like a random man.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Mm-hmm. Again, but this is because we're demisexual. This is our new identity, right?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:My sister gave me a book on Asexuals, so I'm gonna read it so I can continue my education. I said, Emily, why are you sleeping on this book? I should have had it before we did the episode.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:So if this is how men feel about period sex, what about the women? Well, this is primarily a straight male fetish. We don't have much from a female bloodhound point of view. I'm sure they exist, right? But
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:a
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:very many.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:gay male fetish.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:No, I mean, like lesbians, right? That really like their, their ladies, time of the month. But,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:When the mystery's gone, it's not sexy at all.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I think that's exactly what it is. I'm sure it exists somewhere, but you know, very, even smaller of a smaller fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction. Uh, but as the donor in this, equation, results may vary. I. Some women really like it depending on the person. Of course, a woman can experience a heightened sex drive on their periods,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:of feel more sensitive everywhere, so that can be a plus. And I also read that sex during your period can help with cramps. So I mean, who needs Advil when you got this bloodhound in your bed?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:You know, I've heard that. I don't know where I've heard that. I definitely didn't read it in an academic study, but I've heard it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Experiences may vary. That's all I'll say about that. I can, I can imagine that it will also be a little bit of a relief to be with a guy who embraces your femininity, right? Even these parts that you aren't so keen on and immediately that I thought of this, it was okay. If you have a guy that doesn't mind or even enjoys your period blood, he's probably not super. Nervous or like hung up on that roll above your pubis, you know, or like how your arms jiggle in certain lights. Like it feels,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:or not, you
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yeah, yeah, exactly. Like you would feel a little bit more accepted, less judged. Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:down, right? You could relax a little bit. No, that actually makes a lot of sense.'cause like what a weird world we live in where your partner's just repulsed by your body, Like
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:For one week out of the month.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:For a quarter of the time
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Ugh. And that I could see where having a partner who's like enthusiastically into you during that time as well as the rest of the time, that would really build intimacy, right? And
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:and loved.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, I, I think absolutely. Intimacy was definitely one of the things that had been listed in terms of what people liked about it, male and female, and I couldn't quite find like a spot for it. So I'm glad that you mentioned it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Well, okay, and here's my wild take before we start getting to the wrap up of the episode. Maybe the reason it hasn't. on as a kink or in the more like fetish side. Well, what is a fetish, but why is this fetish not more popular? Maybe because there's nothing about it that's actually degrading to the women.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Ugh,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:that's so depressing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:'cause it's actually like really empowering because it makes women feel loved and like sexy
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:isn't kind of C holding kind of Also in that same thing.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Because that's what, that's what I was thinking.'cause like cup holding is another fetish thing that I was like, okay, this is actually not super degrading to women, so I'm kind of okay with it.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah, it's fine. Do whatever you wanna do. I'm like, okay,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just talking like, I mean for like, I'm just like for me, like I'm not gonna go, you know what
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Laura's like, okay, Austen, get out there or what? Whatever the, I forgot how
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah, I know what you mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:get out
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. I'm gonna get there. It's not like I'm gonna do it, but I was like, no. Okay. I, I could, somebody could talk me into it. Do you know what I mean? I guess like of all the things, that's what I'm saying. Somebody could talk me into it. But yeah. Another thing that I saw, not in any kind of, academic or source based. Was that another reason why maybe it hasn't caught on as a fetish? Because it is very common in relationships, like regular relationships. Like it's something that is, like we said, it's a phase in a relationship of like, yeah, I mean, it's just, it happens sometimes. You know, you're both horny or one of you is horny and it just, it just happens, you know? And it's okay.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:is gonna just be like, well, I'm actually just gonna have to pee on you tonight because it's my peeing time of the month.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Precisely. Exactly.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:accessible is what kind of takes the sexiness out of it.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yes, but you know, then there's people who take it to the extreme, you know, like the stuff we talked about.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that's,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yes.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that is not
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that happens to most people.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:But this is not all sunshine and blood, red roses. There are some women who are freaked out about it. Period. Um,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Ha.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:the, the Cut and the Telegraph both did articles on the topic. They were interviewing women who have had this request in bed. The responses seemed. Overwhelmingly negative, and they, these women, they were freaked out by the requests and even more so about the aftermath, and I get it. I guess things can get messy depending on your flow that day. Seeing your partner covered from mouth to. Thigh in your blood can definitely be a visual image that can be hard to shake. And, and this wasn't the kind of thing of like, oh, you know, I was just on my period. So like we went for it. It was like, no, no, no. He wanted it, you know what I mean? Like, he was like,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:He was into the idea of being in the blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:and he was diving into it face first, you know,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Yeah.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:some, some people were freaked out about that.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And to that, I just say they need to unlearn the stigma. Man, we're all just apes floating on a rock, man. Who cares if your partner wants to go full? Diane Lad and Wild at Heart, you know, just let them get covered in the red man. It's great.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I don't even know that reference. But the most obvious reason that women and men like it. It's a slip and slide. Baby weather is better. Why the fuck not use the world's most natural lubricant in a time where it's very plentiful,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:That's why I sell a pint to my neighborhood mechanic every now and then, blood Nature's lubricant.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:period. Blood nature's lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I know. I was like, I wrote that. I'm like, oh people, I think I'm donating a pin of period blood. No, I just like stick a needle in. That's a mechanic. Every time he greases my wheels or whatever the fuck it's called, and he does it a mechanic. He just uses blood.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:You know, might not be the same, but I get your point.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I thought it was funny that you said nature's most natural.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean, sexual lubricant, most natural sexual lubricant.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:that would just be vaginal mucus,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Wha Yeah. Okay. Fair. Whatever. Stop. Stop criticizing me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I, it's not a criticism, it's just
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I mean.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Sorry.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Who
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:kidding. I didn't mean it. I didn't think of a word fast enough up.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:You're fine. So in my eyes, when I look at all this, sex is gross, We got mucus. We got mucus membranes swapping. Spits, swapping sweat organs, excreting fluid. It's nasty even when it's quote normal,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:there's a very popular, okay, this is probably not popular and this is just my for you page, but I keep seeing this video with the song, you know, a TikTok song,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Mm-hmm.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:of the lyrics that they say is blow bubbles with sperm. That's disgusting.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Ugh.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:It's nasty, all and that people are like cheering on. The
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Blow bubbles with sperm. Yeah, so why not throw some fucking menstrual blood in there? It's supposed to be there in that time of the month. And it might be weird for a lot of people, male and female, but of all the fetishes that you and I have seen cross our computer screens, this is the one that gets the most of a past. Like I said, it it, I could be talked into it very easily. There's no inherent misogyny here. For that, that gets my stamp of approval. And let's be real. We probably all need to wash our sheets more often, so why not take Ant flow to pound town?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:You know, she doesn't get out much. Guys, you know, she loves when you come to visit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Oh, I love it
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Might as well
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:when you bring me a visit. Oh, I just love it. You come to visit me.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:and
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:just.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:her out to the Olive Garden, unlimited soup and salad.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Can't flow. Loves that shit.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:She does
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:All right, that's it for today's episode, ladies and gents. Thank you for listening. Don't forget to tell a friend. That's how these little indie podcasts like ours grow. Leave a review. Leave a comment. That super helps too.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Uh, definitely and if you have any topics you want us to cover, we will be covering. Topics or questions or ideas that are left in a five star, we're rating or review and we'll be bumping them to the top of the list. So if you give us a really cool taboo, but you only give us four stars, we ain't doing it. We need the five stars. And guess what you're gonna hear about it in like two weeks. We will expedite that shit.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Bring it to the top of the list. And if you really enjoyed our content, check out, the new link that we have in the episode descriptions where you can send us a few books for all the free entertainment we've given you over the years. You ungrateful little ingrates. Sorry.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:No,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:No, no, I don't mean that. Uh, you're s.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:you. Don't leave us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Don't leave, don't leave, but your support, it helps us cover the cost of creating the show. The cost for the editing software that we use, the hosting, all that kind of stuff where it's all out of pocket for us. You're also supporting independent podcasters. So by doing this, you're not just helping keep impolite society going, you're also helping keeping podcast weird, bold, and independent.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:If we will expediate your question for a five star review, just imagine what we'll do for a couple bucks. Like,'cause we're, we are horse at the end of the day, you want some of Laura's tampons,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Oh, they got a lot of musk, let me tell you. They got a lot of musk. Enjoy. I would totally do that. I don't know if that makes me disgusting or not. I will not post pictures of my vulva anywhere for any amount of money. That's not fair. Not any amount of money. But I mean, it would be a ridiculous amount of money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Like you would never have to work again. Never need to work again.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Exactly. Exactly. But I will drop a tampon and a Ziploc bag and put it in the mail for very little money.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:gonna regret saying that.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I doubt it. We're not that popular.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:I
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:right.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:The people who do find us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Shit. Just wait. It's coming around two weeks. People, you better get your orders in,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:There's a finite supply. This always sells out on TikTok shop.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:can do a live.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:Oh God. So yeah, send us, Ew. No, I don't wanna be there for that. So send us a couple bucks or you know, if you can't swing that we understand, maybe send us a couple of new listeners,
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:it's one or the other because that's how, that's what we need to
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Tit for tat?
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:That's what we need. But really, yeah, we'd much rather more people hear us than get some dollars. The dollars would just go towards trying to get more people to hear us.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Yeah. Really that's,
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:the middleman, send us
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:yeah.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:your friend and so until then, may your stolen tampons and pads be soggy with Musky. Musky period, blood
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:And lots of clots.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:and. Some jam, raspberry jam.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:Jam session.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:We'll see you again in two weeks and until then, stay weird you motherfuckers and marching to the beat of your own drum.
laura-b_2_05-16-2025_212745:I love it how uncomfortable this has all made you.
squadcaster-183b_2_05-16-2025_212743:And they are either A, too grossed out or too afraid or a grossed out, or two B, get there. B,